Friday, July 03, 2009

Once upon a time, there lived 5 friends: smart smart, work work, stare stare, roll roll, gee gee (no hege hege) and suan suan, collectively known as "the poor souls". They were dumped into a tragic fairytale by Fairy Godmother despite profuse objections.

In the fairytale, there lived two characters. The first one's called Dumb dumb. As it's name suggests, dumb dumb's dim-witted, if not just blur about everything. It also has this amazing ability to pretend to do things, just like its side-kick, slack slack!

Slack slack doesnt have an ability to pretend. It doesnt need it. It just doesnt do anything. Hence it's name. But they're both similar in tht they dun do stuff.

So dumb dumb + slack slack = GG

Therefore, dumb dumb and slack slack are causing problems for the now-frustrated poor souls as they raced against Tragedy, the monster.

But thing is, dumb dumb and slack slack dunno how bad the situation is. Or rather, they have a poor ability to judge severity (pbb due to dumb dumb's dim-wittedness and slack slack's laziness). They dun think. Period.

But of course, the poor souls try to warn them but to no avail. And so, the Tragedy unfolds. Upon seeing the ugly face of Tragedy, the monster, the wires in dumb dumb's mind snapped in fear and dumb dumb became well, dumber. Meanwhile, slack slack's muscles worked their mitochondria out, churning out as much as possible. Miraculous, but true.

But till this very day, they have yet to triumph over Tragedy, dragging the poor souls down with them.

Moral of the story: Fairy Godmother may not always be right in putting you in the right fairy tale. In your next tale, choose wisely. And insist.

-The End-