Saturday, February 14, 2009

4:54 PM / 0 comments
Heard of all those quizzes which try to decipher your thinking by asking you a series of random questions? I mean, how on Earth can they possibly work? Esp those questions tht require no link answers like shuffle your mp3 player and answer the question with whichever song is playing.
Anw, I spotted one on joy's blog and decided to give it a try (just to prove i'm right):

Q: IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?", YOU SAY?
A: "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton
Omg, so insulting! Yes, they must be blind to accept your idea.


Q: WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
A: "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
Woah woah, that sounds so possessive. But think of it in another way: staying faithful is way more important, and probably the most important aspect in a r/s.

Q: HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
A: "Apologise" by OneRepublic
Apologetic maybe? Yeah possibly. I gta stop jumping to conclusions.

Q: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
A: "Not In Love" by Enrique Iglesias
What?! I don't wanna die a lonely old fogey (nt that i will become one).

Q: WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
A: "Lollipop" by Mika
No link -.- Maybe to make everything uber sweet? Maybe not. Sounds so gay-ish.

Q: WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
A: "Chao Xi Huan Ni" by Fahrenheit
Tyty! I always knew I'm popular (Yeah right, stop bluffing yourself, alan). But how great it would be if it's always true eh?

Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
A: "This is My Town" by idk who (it's some M1 Ringtone).
Sounds so rebellious! Nono, I shall try to be a good & filial son, as dictated by Law (pun intended)

Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
A: "Lovebug" by Jonas Brothers
No, I am not that chiqing/huachi over girls. Eh you! I'm no flirt, shutupshutup.

Q: WHAT IS 2+2?
A: "Are You Online" by Lynn
LOL!

Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
A: "La La La Love Song" by BoA
What the. He's a guy for heaven's sake.

Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
A: "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park
No link -.-

Q: WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
A: "Thanks for the Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy
Maybe that's what I'll name my best-seller autobiography (which you and all lit students shall diligently read)

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
A: "Crush" by David Archuleta
Be someone's crush? Or be crushed?

Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
A: "T-shirt" by Shontelle
"With nothing but your t-shirt on". Interesting, but just kidding.

Q: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"This is My Town" by idk who (some M1 ringtone)
So it's mutual eh? LOL.

Q: WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
A: "Shut Up & Drive" by Rihanna
Drive to the airport to catch the honeymoon flight. Lol, jk. I'll prefer some hot salsa music or romantic love songs. Much more befitting.

Q: WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
A: "Please Don't Stop the Music" by Rihanna
Ah shut up!

Q: WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
A: "To Love You More" by Celine Dion
Heh, what do you think?

Q: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
A: Stop & Stare - One Republic
OMG! I got the exact same song Joy got! Out of a million gazillion songs.

Q: WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
A: Pride of Tomorrow" by JUNE
Rmbr how I said I hated egoists? If not, you really should read my profile.

Q:HOW WILL YOU DIE?
A: "Womanizer" by Britney Spears
?! No, I shall not be some deprived soul who dies from some STD or heart attack in bed. I-am-no-flirt.

Q: WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
A: "Year 3000" by Jonas Brothers
Yeah maybe cuz by then, the Govt shall exhume my grave to build some new MRT station (or toilet).

Q: WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
A: Superman" by Five for Fighting
I mean, who wears his underwear outside? Tight ones somemore.

Q: WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
A: "Ai Wo" by Tang Yu Zhe
No link -.- (again). & I don't cry.

Q: WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
A: "Qi Dai Ni de Ai" by JJ Lin
Heh yeah, I shall wait for the right her to sweep me off my feet. Sounds familiar?

Q: WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
A: "Say OK" by Vanessa Hudgens
No link -.- (again).

Q: DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
A: "Better in Time" by Leona Lewis
More people will like me in time? Yeah right...

Q: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
A: "Every Heart" by BoA
Yes, I shall cleanse that diabolicalism (and cholesterol build-up in the coronary arteries)

Q: WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
A: "When I Grow Up" by Pussycat Dolls
Yeah, growing up hurts - physically, emotionally, mentally, wtv-lly.

Q: WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
A: "Hold On" by Jonas Brothers
No. But with all these responses, I should really hold on to my aspirations.

-THE END-

Lol, well most of them are not-true-but-then-again-quite-true. Great. Another poor hypothesis.